Once More, With Feeling!

So¦ I am still really depressed about the stuff they changed in the HBP movie. I didn’t want to bring you all down with another rant though, so I decided to write a song about it. It’s to ˜We Will Rock You’ by Queen. Forget that it’s totally random and sing along!

Harry you’re a boy in a movie

Wait no it’s a book though I guess someone bought the rights

You got Hermy in your face

Ron’s a disgrace

Producers are singing all over the place:

We will we will change you

(cause we can)

We will we will change you

(cause we can)

Harry you have green eyes, blue eyes

Getting down with Ginny or was it Hermione?

If you don’t read the books

You’ll never know

Listen along to the Harmony show*

Singing

We don’t need no canon

(who’s Ron?)

We don’t need no canon

(who’s Ron?)

Dumbledore an old man, fans are

Pleadin’ saying Mike, don’t throw Harry around again

When the movie’s released

If it’s ever released

Somebody better put you back in your place

We will say November

(but wait)

We will change to July!

(Stupefy!)

We will we will change you!

We will we will change you!

The end. And I encourage you all to write bad filks to let our your frustration, too. Laterz. 🙂

(*The Harmony Podcast is actually excellent if you’re a Harry/Hermione shipper. Misti rocks!)