Google meme and the publishing industry

A fun thing that I got off of Hank Green’s Vlogbrothers video today. All you have to do is copy and paste the quotes and replace my name with yours. Try it and paste the results in the comments!

• “Candace needs” a firm, consistent hand that will establish house rules.
• • Does this mean I’m head of gryffidor sometime in the future?
• “Candace looks like” she spends many a Friday night getting drunk with friends at Hardee’s.
• • NOT TRUE. So not true. I swear to God and on my Harry Potter obsession that I have never been drunk for even a moment in my life.
• “Candace says” she is not interested in a relationship at the moment.
• • Hunh…
• “Candace wants” to go to Mexico.
• • Mexico is actually kind of pretty depending on where you go.
• “Candace does” the second of three best of shows.
• • Must be a dog named Candace.
• “Candace hates” her life.
• • Quite the contrary, actually.
• “Candace asks” just how short it will be cut.
• • Actually, usually it’s the hair stylist who asks me that. And the answer is not too short b/c I like my hair long.
• “Candace likes” to fall!
• • Only off of really small horses.
• “Candace eats” by herself.
• • Most days I do.
• “Candace wears” an arm brace.
• • Actually it’s an ace bandage and it’s on my right ankle.
• “Candace was arrested for” drunken behavior, drug use, and theft.
• • Damn…this Candace is giving the rest of us Candace’s a bad name!

Anyways, I figured that if I’m ever writing something and I get stuck on, say, what a character hates, I might as well try this Google meme thing. Maybe I’ll do it for one of the Harry Potter characters next time 🙂

On another note, I found this funny video via author Kim Harrison’s website. Just in case you want to know how a book get’s published 😉