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Fun Friday: Seven Installments of the Final Four Minutes of "Deathly Hallows"

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Posted by: Edward
June 10, 2011, 08:15 PM

The folks at the irreplaceable news network The Onion have the latest on what is sure to be an awesome extension to the Harry Potter film franchise: the last four minutes of the film, are going to be split into seven individual films.



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170 Points

I loved the part about the asymptote! I’ll be sharing this video with my Calculus class on Monday.

Posted by Gueniveree on June 11, 2011, 10:55 PM report to moderator
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they put a lot of effort into this segment of news… :D

Posted by hermi0ne_228 on June 11, 2011, 11:15 PM report to moderator
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OMG that was completely AWESOME. Wish that would happen. I could have never asked for more ;)

Posted by Azaad Potter The Chosen One [ROAR] on June 12, 2011, 04:50 AM report to moderator
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is anyone else a bit skeptical

Posted by Luvgood84(R04R) on June 12, 2011, 04:55 AM report to moderator
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I don’t get it, how can there still be 7 more movies?

Posted by Gene *ROAR* on June 12, 2011, 08:54 AM report to moderator
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I don’t get it, if anyone actually try to extend the last 4 minutes of the film into 7 movies, I reckon it’s as unrealistic as provocating a hippogriff.

Posted by Gene *ROAR* on June 12, 2011, 09:04 AM report to moderator
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When I saw this I hoped it was a Joke! Thanks Goodness!

Posted by joeys_mommy on June 12, 2011, 11:50 AM report to moderator
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i am not saying it is not true but it is suspicous we all have to agree to that. I don’t get if it is movies or clips or tv shows or what?

Posted by hp12369 on June 12, 2011, 04:15 PM report to moderator
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Guys, I’ve already posted on this article two times, but I’ll give it another go. THIS IS A JOKE. It is not real, it is a satirical piece by The Onion, which has existed for quite a while now. The Onion basically puts out fake news but do their best to gussy it up and make it look semi-real (and one of the jokes is the fact that the average 24-hours news cycle channels, like FOX News, are that close to being parodies of themselves as it is). There is one movie left, sad as that may be. I’m frustrated beyond belief that any of you are taking this seriously (unless you’re purposefully pretending to do so to add your own bit of sarcasm to the whole thing). How absurd does an article have to get before you understand that it’s either sarcasm or satire (or both?). Would you believe the moon was made out of cheese just because it appeared in an online news heading? I’m sure most of you are skipping through other people’s comments and ignoring the fact that it’s being pointed out to you that it’s a joke, how and why it’s a joke, from whom the joke comes, etc. Sigh. There, I’ve said all I’m going to say about that…

Posted by critterfur on June 12, 2011, 07:38 PM report to moderator
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Mouldy broom in the corner movie… How long would that movie be. Who would be the star? Any special effects? Didn’t think that Americans could deliver comedy so straight-faced, and not disclose the true meaning.

Posted by cherriekin on June 12, 2011, 08:09 PM report to moderator
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I love this!!

Posted by #1 Witch ROAR! on June 12, 2011, 08:13 PM report to moderator
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oh wow lol

Posted by sboyer06 on June 12, 2011, 11:09 PM report to moderator
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This is so funny. Many people (who haven’t read the books) seem perplexed that there are 8 films total (that’s a lot). This is poking fun at that along with the fact they make tons of money off of these movies. The “trailer” was so dead on and so funny! Keep milking the potter fans! LOL Love the onion.

Posted by NosillaNocturnal on June 13, 2011, 02:30 AM report to moderator
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673 Points

yeeeeeeeeppppppppyyyyyyy great stuffffffffffffffffffff i’m so happpppppyyyyyy smiling

Posted by mencia on June 13, 2011, 09:40 AM report to moderator
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they have time to make up such things and fool fanssssssssss but HP will never really end for the true fans because they will keep the spirit alive

Posted by mencia on June 13, 2011, 09:51 AM report to moderator
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