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Hem, Hem! April Edition of The Quibbler Online

Posted by: Edward
March 31, 2009, 11:00 AM

The Quibbler has been taken over!  Leaky's information publication giving you "all the news you won't find anywhere else," is now set to give you "all the news you need to know" with its new Editor-In-Chief: Dolores Jane Umbridge.  A new look, design, and editorial voice await you in our new "no-nonsense" issue for the month of April.  In this orderly and proper issue, Dolores sets forth the new order, while giving you information on how to best serve the Ministry of Magic, the revolt against dung heaps, the proper cup of tea, and much more.  Dolores also answers a number of questions from the readers and showcases a number of her most favorite creatures throughout the issue.  Ministry-approved games, puzzles, and riddles are still a part of this issue, which also features so much more within its pages.  Please assemble in an orderly fashion and download this issue in PDF form right here, or via zipped file at this link.

Those interested in contributing to future issues of The Quibbler can do so by emailing  You can also join in on The Quibbler discussion over on our Leaky Lounge forums, and check out all previously published issues right here.

Many thanks as always to the most creative team behind The Quibbler: DorisTLC, Dragonsinger, Dreamteam, Evreka, Harry’s Horntail, Iheartprofessorsnape, Janemarple9, Jcoconnor, Lirene, Rudius Hagrid, SeverineSnape, SnapesSister, wordsaremagic.  We'd also like to thank guest contributors for this issue: Clare and Alysaw.


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2926 Points

Yay, I love the Quibbler goes off to read it

Posted by Niphai on March 31, 2009, 11:19 AM report to moderator
1863 Points

this is awesome

Posted by Leander21[WBM] on March 31, 2009, 11:48 AM report to moderator
2016 Points

Oh yay a Ministry approved Quibbler, just what I’ve always wanted. And the best way to make tea – we all need some of that. This will be MEGA!!! Going to read now…

I hope this issue will be deicated to the Weasley Twin’s birthday seeing as they were her MOST favourite students.

Posted by JustSuperMione on March 31, 2009, 11:55 AM report to moderator

Cute :D I’m especially loving the pink and the kittens!

(never mind that it’s a day early =)

Posted by Sopheline on March 31, 2009, 11:58 AM report to moderator
13596 Points

Yah gotta love the Quibbler. Hem hem.

Posted by Garden State Geek on March 31, 2009, 12:03 PM report to moderator
629 Points

nice picture of umbridge :/

Posted by Zsquared on March 31, 2009, 12:05 PM report to moderator
12005 Points

A great April Fool’s issue. I noticed even the picture distribution was in keeping with Umbridge’s sensibilities.

Posted by budgie on March 31, 2009, 12:07 PM report to moderator
1884 Points

Hmmm I will have to check out this new Quibbler. Umbridge? Don’t know about that.

Posted by Cool G on March 31, 2009, 12:34 PM report to moderator
2588 Points

Ugh! Umbridge. How did she get out of Azkaban? And who the hell would give her a job that involves any kind of authority?!?!

Posted by phantomdave79 on March 31, 2009, 01:04 PM report to moderator
90 Points

the new Quibbler is amazing! (:

Posted by wrockin_maddie {WBM} on March 31, 2009, 01:08 PM report to moderator
243 Points

I like the kitten wallpaper, where can I get it?

Posted by greatpetie83 on March 31, 2009, 01:09 PM report to moderator
2105 Points

LOL – great April Fools issue!

Posted by Agrippa1 on March 31, 2009, 02:25 PM report to moderator
3048 Points

I will have to read it this weekend! It looks interesting.

Posted by Kirk on March 31, 2009, 02:37 PM report to moderator
24135 Points

An Umbridge Quibbler? She’s such a toad face…

Posted by hermyone*ROAR* on March 31, 2009, 07:48 PM report to moderator
3463 Points

I’m going to read it now… opens like a newspaper and begins

Posted by BeAchL0veEr05 ☼ on March 31, 2009, 08:08 PM report to moderator
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