"Next Monday," he said as he scribbled, "I am likely to develop a cough, owing to the unlucky conjunction of Mars and Jupiter." He looked up at Harry. "You know [Trelawney] -- just put in loads of misery, she'll lap it up."
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"The Leaky Song" by Brad Mehlenbacher of Draco and the Malfoys