J.K. Rowling: The Woman, The MythJ.K. Rowling
That's right, guys. According to this Norwegian paper, J.K. Rowling is an elaborate illusion, cooked up by big companies as part of a worldwide conspiracy to sell books - because we all know you can't do that without tricking people.
This article gets our long-ago-forgotten-but-brought-back-when-truly-mind-numbingly-necessary Vernon Dursley Award, for the denial and cynicism when faced with magic and imagination. Congratulations, Norwegian person!
Now, off to trash that interview, since it clearly didn't really happen... She sure looked the part...and seemed to know something about Potter, too... Well, rats.