"What -- the -- [i]devil[/i] -- are -- you -- doing?" said Uncle Vernon through gritted teeth, his face horribly close to Harry's. "You've just ruined the punch line of my Japanese golfer joke.... One more sound and you'll wish you'd never been born, boy!
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"The Leaky Song" by Brad Mehlenbacher of Draco and the Malfoys