"Dad's crazy about everything to do with Muggles; our shed's full of Muggle stuff. He takes it apart, puts spells on it, and puts it back together again. If he raided [i]our[/i] house he'd have to put himself under arrest. It drives Mum mad."
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"The Leaky Song" by Brad Mehlenbacher of Draco and the Malfoys