Harry Potter: The U.S. TourMisc
Tess, who works at the St. Joseph Press, alerted us to today's edition. It would seem that a concerned reader left a message on their anonymous reader-comment voicemail in regards to "That Harry Potter who is coming to America and speaking at our schools and that our kids are reading his sick, multi-volume manifestos on witchcraft."
This all apparently stemmed from a previous letter that discussed the "witchcraft" that is Harry Potter. They had several other calls refuting this letter.
Editor's Commentary: I keep trying to get my boss to book Harry for our company's Christmas party...no luck so far. Thanks, Tess! :)