"You know how I think they choose people for the Gryffindor team? It's people they feel sorry for. See, there's Potter, who's got no parents, then there's the Weasleys, who've got no money -- you should be on the team, Longbottom, you've got no
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"The Leaky Song" by Brad Mehlenbacher of Draco and the Malfoys