"I never know," Harry called to Hagrid over the noise of the cart, "what's the difference between a stalagmite and a stalagtite?"[br]"Stalagmite's got an 'm' in it," said Hagrid. "An' don' ask me questions just now, I think I'm gonna be sick."
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"The Leaky Song" by Brad Mehlenbacher of Draco and the Malfoys